Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time

Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time


>♪ So baby, gimme that (Toot, toot!) ♪>♪ So baby, gimme that (Toot, toot!) ♪
♪ And lemme hear that (Beep, beep!) ♪ ♪ And lemme hear that (Beep, beep!) ♪
>>Some words are wise, some are wacky,>>Some words are wise, some are wacky,
and some are wonderful. and some are wonderful.
But these words are…woeful. But these words are…woeful.
>♪ Lucky that my breasts are small and humble ♪>♪ Lucky that my breasts are small and humble ♪
♪ So you don’t confuse them…with mountains ♪ ♪ So you don’t confuse them…with mountains ♪
>>Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today,>>Welcome to WatchMojo.com, and today,
we’re counting down our picks for the we’re counting down our picks for the
“Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time.” “Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time.”
>♪ B!*ches suck my d— ♪>♪ B!*ches suck my d— ♪
♪ ‘cuz I look like JK Rowling ♪ ♪ ‘cuz I look like JK Rowling ♪
>>For this list, we’ve looked across all music genres>>For this list, we’ve looked across all music genres
and compiled the worst lyrics ever penned. and compiled the worst lyrics ever penned.
>♪ Eat that wonton soup! ♪>♪ Eat that wonton soup! ♪
♪ Wet like wonton soup! ♪ ♪ Wet like wonton soup! ♪
♪ Hopped up in my car ♪ ♪ Hopped up in my car ♪
♪ Then, I drop my roof ♪ ♪ Then, I drop my roof ♪>>Number 10: “I would be the smartest man,>>Number 10, “I would be the smartest man,
if I was invisible…” if I was invisible…”
–“Invisible” by Clay Aiken. “Invisible” by Clay Aiken.
>♪ Whatcha doing tonight? ♪>♪ Whatcha doing tonight? ♪
♪ I wish I could be a fly on your wall ♪ ♪ I wish I could be a fly on your wall ♪
>>An American Idol turned politician and activist,>>An American Idol turned politician and activist,
Clay Aiken might like to think that Clay Aiken might like to think that
what he says is worth listening to, what he says is worth listening to,
and this is probably a lyric he’d rather NOT had sung. and this is probably a lyric he’d rather NOT had sung.
>♪ I would be the smartest man ♪>♪ I would be the smartest man ♪
♪ If I was invisible ♪ ♪ If I was invisible ♪
>>In the world of super powers,>>In the world of super powers,
invisibility and super-intelligence are probably invisibility and super-intelligence are probably
two of the more popular powers to boast. two of the more popular powers to boast.
But, the correlative link between them But, the correlative link between them
is probably pretty slim. is probably pretty slim.
>♪ I would make you unbreakable ♪>♪ I would make you unbreakable ♪
>>We’d think Mr. Aiken might be>>We’d think Mr. Aiken might be
trying to take over the world, trying to take over the world,
but he’ll never succeed with logic like this. but he’ll never succeed with logic like this.
>♪ I would be the smartest man ♪>♪ I would be the smartest man ♪
♪ If I was invisible… ♪ ♪ If I was invisible… ♪
>>Number 9: “Red SOLO cup, I fill you up.>>Number 9: “Red SOLO cup, I fill you up.
Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party!
I love you, red SOLO cup…” I love you, red SOLO cup…”
–“Red Solo Cup,” by Toby Keith. –“Red Solo Cup,” by Toby Keith.
>♪ Now, a red SOLO cup is the best receptacle ♪>♪ Now, a red SOLO cup is the best receptacle ♪
♪ For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals ♪ ♪ For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals ♪
>>True, this track is more than a little tongue-in-cheek,>>True, this track is more than a little tongue-in-cheek,
but that doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole. but that doesn’t excuse this hopeless hyperbole.
>♪ Red SOLO cup (Uh-huh) ♪>♪ Red SOLO cup (Uh-huh) ♪
♪ I fill you up ♪ ♪ I fill you up ♪
♪ Let’s have a party ♪ ♪ Let’s have a party ♪
♪ Let’s have a party ♪ ♪ Let’s have a party ♪
♪ I love you, red SOLO cup… ♪ ♪ I love you, red SOLO cup ♪
>>It’s amazing enough that a record>>It’s amazing enough that a record
can be worked out of a humble red cup. can be worked out of a humble red cup.
It starts to get a little TOO ridiculous. It starts to get a little TOO ridiculous.
For Toby Keith, there appear to be For Toby Keith, there appear to be
but three stages to life: but three stages to life:
fill up, drink up, get loved up. fill up, drink up, get loved up.
>Red SOLO Cup, you’re not just a cup.>Red SOLO Cup, you’re not just a cup.
>No! No! God, no!>No! No! God, no!
>You’re my… You’re my friend.>You’re my… You’re my friend.
>>As commendable as that is, you’ve got to hope>>As commendable as that is, you’ve got to hope
and assume that they had a few too many and assume that they had a few too many
when they wrote this song. when they wrote this song.
>♪ I fill you up ♪ ♪ I fill you up ♪
♪ Let’s have a party ♪ ♪ Let’s have a party ♪
♪ Proceed to party, yeah! ♪ ♪ Proceed to party, yeah! ♪>>Number 8: “My hump, my hump, my hump–Ha!>>Number 8: “My hump, my hump, my hump–Ha!
My lovely lady lumps, check it out!” My lovely lady lumps, check it out!”
–“My Humps,” by Black-Eyed Peas. –“My Humps,” by Black-Eyed Peas.
>♪ Get you love drunk off my hump! ♪>♪ Get you love drunk off my hump! ♪
♪ My hump, my hump ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump ♪
♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪
♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪
♪ My lovely little lumps ♪ ♪ My lovely little lumps ♪
♪ Check it out! ♪ ♪ Check it out! ♪
>>Fergie, circa 2005, was a very attractive lady,>>Fergie, circa 2005, was a very attractive lady,
but, with lyrics like these, there was only so far but, with lyrics like these, there was only so far
fantasies could flourish. fantasies could flourish.
>♪ You love my lady lumps ♪>♪ You love my lady lumps ♪
♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump, my hump ♪
>>Everyone knows that a little bit of physicality>>Everyone knows that a little bit of physicality
goes a very long way when selling records. goes a very long way when selling records.
But, there’s a baseness to this line But, there’s a baseness to this line
that leaves it lacking in sex appeal. that leaves it lacking in sex appeal.
They’re lovely, right. They’re lovely, right.
She’s a lady, correct. She’s a lady, correct.
And they’re her…lumps? Huh? And they’re her…lumps? Huh?
>♪ ‘Cuz of my hump (Huh?) ♪>♪ ‘Cuz of my hump (Huh?) ♪
♪ My hump, my hump, my hump (What?) ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump, my hump (What?) ♪
♪ My hump, my hump, my hump (Huh?) ♪ ♪ My hump, my hump, my hump (Huh?) ♪
♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪ ♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪
>>For alliterative purposes, the line’s perfect.>>For alliterative purposes, the line’s perfect.
But, in terms of poetic sensuality, But, in terms of poetic sensuality,
seductiveness, or sense, seductiveness, or sense,
we’d rather not check it out, thanks. we’d rather not check it out, thanks.
>♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪>♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪
♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪ ♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪
♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪ ♪ My lovely lady lumps ♪
♪ In the back and in the front ♪ ♪ In the back and in the front ♪
>♪ For all we know ♪>♪ For all we know ♪
♪ We might not get tomorrow ♪ ♪ We might not get tomorrow ♪
♪ Let’s do it tonight ♪ ♪ Let’s do it tonight ♪
Number 7: “Me working hard? Yeah, right. Number 7: “Me working hard? Yeah, right.
Picture that with a Kodak. And better yet, Picture that with a Kodak. And better yet,
go to Times Square; take a picture of me with a Kodak.” go to Times Square; take a picture of me with a Kodak.”
–“Give Me Everything,” by Pitbull, –“Give Me Everything,” by Pitbull,
featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer. featuring Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer.
>♪ Grab somebody sexy, tell ’em, hey ♪>♪ Grab somebody sexy, tell ’em, hey ♪
♪ Give me everything tonight ♪ ♪ Give me everything tonight ♪
>>Stupid lyrics surrounded by passable ones>>Stupid lyrics surrounded by passable ones
are one thing, but to begin the track with a are one thing, but to begin the track with a
“What did he just say?” moment– “What did he just say?” moment–
that’s never a good move. that’s never a good move.
>♪ Me not working hard? ♪>♪ Me not working hard? ♪
♪ Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak ♪ ♪ Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak ♪
♪ Or better yet, go to Times Square ♪ ♪ Or better yet, go to Times Square ♪
♪ Take a picture of me with a Kodak ♪ ♪ Take a picture of me with a Kodak ♪
>>Pitbull opens the song that promises>>Pitbull opens the song that promises
to give everything by giving us this helping of hilarity. to give everything by giving us this helping of hilarity.
♪ Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo, that’s right ♪ ♪ Pitbull, Nayer, Ne-Yo, that’s right ♪
>>Clearly, someone scored a contract>>Clearly, someone scored a contract
with the camera company, with the camera company,
and clearly, that same someone isn’t especially skilled and clearly, that same someone isn’t especially skilled
when it comes to writing product placement into a song. when it comes to writing product placement into a song.
>♪ What I’m involved with is deeper than the Masons ♪>♪ What I’m involved with is deeper than the Masons ♪
♪ Baby, baby, and it ain’t no secret ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, and it ain’t no secret ♪
>>To say Pitbull crowbarred this reference>>To say Pitbull crowbarred this reference
into his record would be an insult into his record would be an insult
to crowbars everywhere. to crowbars everywhere.
>♪ Me not working hard? ♪>♪ Me not working hard? ♪
♪ Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak ♪ ♪ Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak ♪
♪ Or better yet, go to Times Square ♪ ♪ Or better yet, go to Times Square ♪
♪ Take a picture of me with a Kodak ♪ ♪ Take a picture of me with a Kodak ♪
>♪ You must be a sorceress, ‘cuz you just ♪>♪ You must be a sorceress, ‘cuz you just ♪
♪ Did the impossible, gained my trust ♪ ♪ Did the impossible, gained my trust ♪
Number 6: “Love is evil. Number 6: “Love is evil,
Spell it backwards; I’ll show ya.” Spell it backwards; I’ll show ya.”
–“Spacebound,” by Eminem. –“Spacebound,” by Eminem.
>♪ ‘Cuz I’ve been treated like dirt before ya ♪>♪ ‘Cuz I’ve been treated like dirt before ya ♪
♪ And love is evil; spell it backwards, I’ll show ya ♪ ♪ And love is evil; spell it backwards, I’ll show ya ♪
♪ Nobody knows me, I’m cold ♪ ♪ Nobody knows me, I’m cold ♪
♪ Walk down this road all alone ♪ ♪ Walk down this road all alone ♪
>>Love might be evil, but it’s still not as sinful>>Love might be evil, but it’s still not as sinful
as Eminem’s spelling. as Eminem’s spelling.
We don’t need you to show us anything, Mr. Slim Shady. We don’t need you to show us anything, Mr. Slim Shady.
We are perfectly capable of working out everything We are perfectly capable of working out everything
that’s wrong with this lyric by ourselves, thanks. that’s wrong with this lyric by ourselves, thanks.
>♪ You’re a supernova, and I’m a… ♪>♪ You’re a supernova, and I’m a… ♪
>♪ I’m a space bound rocket ship ♪>♪ I’m a space bound rocket ship ♪
♪ And your heart’s the moon ♪ ♪ And your heart’s the moon ♪
>>Because, spell “love” backwards and you actually get>>Because, spell “love” backwards and you actually get
“EVOL,” which, if anything, is the prefix for “evolution,” “EVOL,” which, if anything, is the prefix for “evolution,”
which, depending on your religious or scientific beliefs, which, depending on your religious or scientific beliefs,
might be considered one of the most positive theories might be considered one of the most positive theories
that the human race has ever come up with. that the human race has ever come up with.
And that isn’t really what Eminem was going for. And that isn’t really what Eminem was going for.
>♪ ‘Cuz if I get burnt, ♪>♪ ‘Cuz if I get burnt, ♪
♪ I’mma show ya what it’s like to hurt ♪ ♪ I’mma show ya what it’s like to hurt ♪
♪ ‘Cuz I’ve been treated like dirt before ya ♪ ♪ ‘Cuz I’ve been treated like dirt before ya ♪
♪ And love is evil; spell it backwards, I’ll show ya ♪ ♪ And love is evil; spell it backwards, I’ll show ya ♪>>Number 5: “When I was a geisha, he was a samurai.>>Number 5: “When I was a geisha, he was a samurai.
Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai.” Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai.”
–“Your Love,” by Nicki Minaj. –“Your Love,” by Nicki Minaj.
>♪ Shawty, I’m-a only tell you this once ♪>♪ Shawty, I’m-a only tell you this once ♪
♪ You’re the illest ♪ ♪ You’re the illest ♪
♪ Bah-ba-dah-dah-oh ♪ ♪ Bah-ba-dah-dah-oh ♪
>>Here’s a good idea:>>Here’s a good idea:
Let’s pull together all the words we can think of Let’s pull together all the words we can think of
relating to the Far East, and then run them through relating to the Far East, and then run them through
all in one ludicrously lazy lyric. all in one ludicrously lazy lyric.
>♪ When I was a geisha, he was a samurai ♪>♪ When I was a geisha, he was a samurai ♪
♪ Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai ♪ ♪ Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai ♪
>>It seems you either love or hate Nicki Minaj.>>It seems you either love or hate Nicki Minaj.
But, either way, it’s difficult to defend But, either way, it’s difficult to defend
this particular piece of so-called poetry. this particular piece of so-called poetry.
>♪ You’re like a candy store and I’m a toddler ♪>♪ You’re like a candy store and I’m a toddler ♪
♪ You got me wantin’ more and mo-mo-more and ♪ ♪ You got me wantin’ more and mo-mo-more and ♪
♪ Your love, your love ♪ ♪ Your love, your love ♪
>>A geisha and a samurai might have crossed paths>>A geisha and a samurai might have crossed paths
at some point, we guess. at some point, we guess.
But would they really have been speaking Thai? But would they really have been speaking Thai?
Or does the word “Thai” just rhyme well? Or does the word “Thai” just rhyme well?
We’d probably all know the answer to that. We’d probably all know the answer to that.
>♪ When I was a geisha, he was a samurai ♪>♪ When I was a geisha, he was a samurai ♪
♪ Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai ♪ ♪ Somehow, I understood him when he spoke Thai ♪>>Number 4: “Tuck my napkin in my shirt,>>Number 4: “Tuck my napkin in my shirt,
’cause I’m just mobbin’ like that.” ’cause I’m just mobbin’ like that.”
–“Headlines,” by Drake. –“Headlines,” by Drake.
>♪ I might be too strung out on compliments ♪>♪ I might be too strung out on compliments ♪
♪ Overdosed on confidence ♪ ♪ Overdosed on confidence ♪
♪ Starting not to give a f— ♪ ♪ Starting not to give a f— ♪
♪ And stop fearing the consequence ♪ ♪ And stop fearing the consequence ♪
>>Drake is a regular demonstrator of dumb lyrics,>>Drake is a regular demonstrator of dumb lyrics,
but, with these words, he achieves superior stupidity. but, with these words, he achieves superior stupidity.
>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪
♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪ ♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪
>>By taking us through his table manners,>>By taking us through his table manners,
and giving them the gangsta treatment, and giving them the gangsta treatment,
the guy thinks he sounds big, the guy thinks he sounds big,
but really, he sounds boring. but really, he sounds boring.
>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪
♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪ ♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪
>>A laughable lyric that trumps>>A laughable lyric that trumps
even his most problematic prose, even his most problematic prose,
there is no confusion in our minds; there is no confusion in our minds;
Drake deserves to be on this list. Drake deserves to be on this list.
>♪ Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gonna pay it ♪>♪ Drizzy got the money, so Drizzy gonna pay it ♪
♪ Those my brothers, I ain’t even gonna say it ♪ ♪ Those my brothers, I ain’t even gonna say it ♪
♪ That’s just somethin’ they know ♪ ♪ That’s just somethin’ they know ♪
>>And he should count himself lucky>>And he should count himself lucky
that he’s just missed the podium. that he’s just missed the podium.
>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪>♪ Tuck my napkin in my shirt ♪
♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪ ♪ ‘cuz I’m just mobbin’ like that ♪
♪ You know good and well that ♪ ♪ You know good and well that ♪
♪ You don’t want a problem like that ♪ ♪ You don’t want a problem like that ♪
>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
>>Number 3: “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.>>Number 3: “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.
Today, it is Friday, Friday.” Today, it is Friday, Friday.”
–“Friday,” by Rebecca Black. –“Friday,” by Rebecca Black.
>♪ Seven A.M., waking up in the morning ♪>♪ Seven A.M., waking up in the morning ♪
♪ Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs ♪ ♪ Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs ♪
>>We’ve all been here, learning the days of the week>>We’ve all been here, learning the days of the week
by singing a snappy little song. by singing a snappy little song.
When we were about four years old. When we were about four years old.
♪ It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday ♪ ♪ It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday ♪
>>There are a lot of Rebecca Black lyrics>>There are a lot of Rebecca Black lyrics
that might have featured on this countdown. that might have featured on this countdown.
In fact, we’re pretty sure they’d all qualify. In fact, we’re pretty sure they’d all qualify.
But this one really takes some beating. But this one really takes some beating.
>♪ Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday ♪>♪ Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday ♪
♪ Today, it is Friday, Friday ♪ ♪ Today, it is Friday, Friday ♪
>>The Black-Eyed Peas also tried to belittle us>>The Black-Eyed Peas also tried to belittle us
in similar style before… in similar style before…
>♪ Monday, Tuesday, ♪>♪ Monday, Tuesday, ♪
♪ Wednesday, and Thursday (Do it!) ♪ ♪ Wednesday, and Thursday (Do it!) ♪
♪ Friday, Saturday, Saturday, and Sunday (Do it!) ♪ ♪ Friday, Saturday, Saturday, and Sunday (Do it!) ♪
>>But Black’s brain-dead lyrics are just better.>>But Black’s brain-dead lyrics are just better.
Or worse? Or worse?
>♪ Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah!) ♪>♪ Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah!) ♪
>>Maybe, one day, she’ll reach second grade>>Maybe, one day, she’ll reach second grade
and take us through the seasons of the year, and take us through the seasons of the year,
or something? or something?
>♪ Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday ♪>♪ Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday ♪
♪ Today, it is Friday, Friday ♪ ♪ Today, it is Friday, Friday ♪>>Number 2: “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”>>Number 2: “If the light is off, then it isn’t on.”
–“So Yesterday,” by Hilary Duff. –“So Yesterday,” by Hilary Duff.
>♪ You can change your life (if you wanted) ♪>♪ You can change your life (if you wanted) ♪
♪ You can change your clothes ♪ ♪ You can change your clothes ♪
>>A runthrough of history’s greatest>>A runthrough of history’s greatest
philosophical statements might include philosophical statements might include
William Shakespeare’s “To Be or Not to Be,” William Shakespeare’s “To Be or Not to Be,”
Descartes’ “I think, therefore I am,” Hilary Duff’s Descartes’ “I think, therefore I am,” Hilary Duff’s
“If the light is on, then it isn’t off.” “If the light is on, then it isn’t off.”
>♪ If the light is off, then it isn’t on… ♪>♪ If the light is off, then it isn’t on… ♪
>>What? Wait a minute…>>What? Wait a minute…
>♪ If the light is off, then it isn’t on… ♪>♪ If the light is off, then it isn’t on… ♪
>>Lizzie McGuire might have grown up,>>Lizzie McGuire might have grown up,
but she didn’t grow wise. but she didn’t grow wise.
And this one-liner might be remembered And this one-liner might be remembered
for years to come, but for all the wrong reasons. for years to come, but for all the wrong reasons.
It’s a literal light bulb moment, only the fuse is gone, It’s a literal light bulb moment, only the fuse is gone,
the power’s been cut, and we might as well the power’s been cut, and we might as well
be walking blindly into brick walls. be walking blindly into brick walls.
>♪ When you wake up, it’ll seem so yesterday, ♪>♪ When you wake up, it’ll seem so yesterday, ♪
♪ So yesterday ♪ ♪ So yesterday ♪
Haven’t you heard that I’m gonna be okay ♪ ♪ Haven’t you heard that I’m gonna be okay ♪
>>Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few>>Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few
honorable–or, in this case, DIShonorable–mentions. honorable–or, in this case, DIShonorable–mentions.
>♪ Do the Helen Keller… ♪>♪ Do the Helen Keller… ♪
♪ And talk with your hips ♪ ♪ And talk with your hips ♪
>♪ Do you ever feel like a plastic bag ♪>♪ Do you ever feel like a plastic bag ♪
♪ Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? ♪ ♪ Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? ♪
>♪ I’m as serious as cancer ♪>♪ I’m as serious as cancer ♪
♪ When I say rhythm is a dancer! ♪ ♪ When I say rhythm is a dancer! ♪
>♪ Rhythm is a dancer… ♪>♪ Rhythm is a dancer… ♪
>♪ Water, fire, air, and dirt ♪>♪ Water, fire, air, and dirt ♪
♪ …Magnets, how do they work? ♪ ♪ …Magnets, how do they work? ♪
>♪ I’m-a make you my b—- ♪>♪ I’m-a make you my b—- ♪
♪ Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake… ♪ ♪ Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake… ♪>Yeah…>Yeah…
>>Number 1: “New Kids on the Block had a>>Number 1: “New Kids on the Block had a
bunch of hits; Chinese food makes me sick…” bunch of hits; Chinese food makes me sick…”
–“Summer Girls,” by LFO. –“Summer Girls,” by LFO.
>Do you remember?>Do you remember?
Do you remember? Do you remember?
>>The second opening line to make our countdown,>>The second opening line to make our countdown,
the undisputed “stupidest lyric of all time” accolade the undisputed “stupidest lyric of all time” accolade
goes to LFO for this LOL effort. goes to LFO for this LOL effort.
>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪
♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪ ♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪
>>In truth, most of the lyrics to this song>>In truth, most of the lyrics to this song
might have scored top-spot, as the band put rhyme might have scored top-spot, as the band put rhyme
very much before reason. very much before reason.
>♪ You’re the best girl that I ever did see ♪>♪ You’re the best girl that I ever did see ♪
♪ The great Larry Bird, jersey thirty-three ♪ ♪ The great Larry Bird, jersey thirty-three ♪
>>New Kids on the Block DID have a bunch of hits,>>New Kids on the Block DID have a bunch of hits,
and Chinese food might make some people sick. and Chinese food might make some people sick.
But the two are never, ever going to be related. But the two are never, ever going to be related.
>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪
♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪ ♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪
>>And exactly why they were in this lyric>>And exactly why they were in this lyric
is absolutely anybody’s guess. is absolutely anybody’s guess.
>♪ Summer girls come and summer girls go ♪>♪ Summer girls come and summer girls go ♪
♪ Some are worthwhile and some are so-so ♪ ♪ Some are worthwhile and some are so-so ♪
>>Do you agree with our list?>>Do you agree with our list?
Whose stupid lyrics did we skip? Whose stupid lyrics did we skip?
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>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪>♪ New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits ♪
♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪ ♪ Chinese food makes me sick ♪
♪ And I think it’s fly when the girls stop by ♪ ♪ And I think it’s fly when the girls stop by ♪
♪ For the summer… ♪ ♪ For the summer… ♪ (Closed-captioned by Matthew Strittmatter)

100 thoughts on “Top 10 Stupidest Lyrics of All Time

  1. You can't make a video of stupid lyrics and use "stupidist" in its description. It's most stupid lyrics * come on mojo you know better than that.

  2. Pop, rap, country: No one should be surprised that the songs in this video are by artists who are popular with the most conceited, least intelligent demographics in the industrialized world.

  3. U seem like the number 3 girl that’s why such hate for these artist cause how are u gunna compares 3 too the black eyed peas🤔😂😂😂

  4. Oh yeah, LFO’s Summer Girls was the worst. Never mind the part about New Kids on the Block and Chinese food; the whole thing is pretty much a promotion for Abercrombie & Fitch. Is that store even around anymore?

  5. 10:22 " .. it's a literal "light bulb" moment. Only, the fuse is gone, the power's been cut, and we might as well be walking blindly into brick walls. "

  6. He would be the smartest man…to the girl…. Because he would be like a fly on the wall… He could find out what she likes and shit. Then he'd be the smartest man in the world. Cuz right now he lookin dumb.

  7. This is the worst video they've done. Not all lyrics should be serious or superficial. People can be deep and people can have fun! Look at the dislike bar lol.

  8. I love that my breasts are small and humble so you “can’t” confuse them with mountains 🏔. I mean it’s true I have awesome bull B tits and I love emm

  9. See me haffy wor wor wor wor, Hear me saying Dir Dir Dir Dir….I know that's not the lyrics, but might as well be. I nominate that one.

  10. You know err… When Eminem says "love is evil, spell it backwards I'll show ya" I automatically thought of "live is evol", so… To love is to live. That's how I interpreted that.

  11. Seriously?? How about we address t the fact that this is the stupidest top 10 video of all time. I stress 10….. Of ALL the lyrics in the world, there are a lot to choose from. Red solo cup?? This is what we call a fun song. On a deeper level anyone who has had several solo cups of beer aren't going to give a doctoral dissertation on any subject. They are drunk, happy, & normal responding like any average person.now, Eminem… Well, uh, no need to say more just hope his lyrics never come after you cause it will be brutal.

  12. #9.. really? U have to make that #9 ? Its a hill billy song! Why should u include a trashy song in the frst place? Or atlest make it no. 1 🤣🖕

  13. "Do you ever feal like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind wanting to start again" is emotional and smart, the complete opposite of ur dumb list.

  14. Oh c'mon, the guy is dead . They discovered a tumor right after he performed that song and yeabits stupid, everyone has thought that from the get go. But it isn't like Nicki Minaje or Lady Googa who think they are some artist with an avant garde unique style or genius point of view but end up just making fools of themselves. The song itself shows that it was just three friends goofing around and having a good time when they wrote that. If it had to be included it should at least be number 10 since all the others took the lyrics seriously. I don't think you can beat Black Eyed Peas for shit lyrics. But to bash LFO for a song that was never meant to be anything more than fun and a song that at least made a guy from humble beginnings a small flow of cash to pay his million dollars of hospital bills, raising his child and all the things they faced when he got sick right after recording this and died. Not my kind of music at all none of this is but God bless the guy for not caring too much what people thought and writing a song which made it just a little easier for his family to continue on in life after losing him at such a ripe age.

  15. Very very little of any Rap is even listenable, Wonton Soup by Lil B is a perfect example and Clay Aiken is a huge dork. I'm not going to subject myself to rest of this. Those two were enough punishment.

  16. sorry i disagree with the commentators view about the black eyed peas song, Seeing as tho your a female i guess you just don't get it. But every man who watched this video loved Fergies lady lumps and humps. All i know. Is that the sales of kleenex boxes went up by 50% all around the world while this video was on the air. My house included. lol

  17. I would have been disappointed if Nicki Minaj didn't make this list because she sings some of the dumbest lyrics ever

  18. A lot of these lyrics sound silly especially if you only would hear someone repeat the lyrics from that song youve never heard before. But i guess that what makes the lyrics catchy.

  19. How about THIS Chest Nut from ,38 Special…
    Song: Rockin' into the Night

    "I found my sweet Madonna oh with a Bible in her hand… waiting, anticipating oh for someone to save her soul…
    WELL I AIN'T NO, NEW MESSIAH, BUT I'M CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ROCK AND ROLL!"
    UUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! JUST HORRIBLE!

  20. LFO's song was just a track that they threw together to for fun and some dumbass decided to put it on the radio. It's not like they sat down to write this song and decided those were the best lyrics.

  21. Did he mean to spell love backwards or evil? Cus evil backwards is live . That makes more sense than evol.

  22. We’re calling people out on talking about days of the week but we can’t forget that Wayne was lazy enough to rap the abc’s…….cmon man.

  23. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD…..are any of the people who make these lists aware that music existed before 1990, too ?

  24. When you don't know anything about Eminem or where his lyrics come from, you should probably refrain from putting up his song here. That too a classic like Space Bound. Go to genius.com and educate yourself.

  25. "Tuck my napkin in my shirt 'cuz I'm just mobbin like that." is actually a pretty solid line. Mob movies always show the bosses eating, their napkins tucked into their shirts. It's a play on his come up.

  26. So this list was made by a person that does not understand lyrics they said space bound had a stupid lyrics wtf. Love is evil spell backwards live did you listen to the beginning of the lyrics or the end because everything he said was on point. I give it to you on the solo cup but the lyrics there as crazy as they are make sense to. Just because you do not understand the meaning behind the metaphor doesn't make it stupid just means you don't understand. Had to give this a thumbs down I felt it was reaching.

  27. "Fly Robin Fly
    Fly Robin Fly
    Fly Robin Fly
    Up Up to the sky"

    Silver Connection, 1975. Just these lyrics repeated over and over. I think you might be able to guess the song title.

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