Hey I’m Grump! I’m not so grump! And we’re the Game Grumps! Arin: Hey welcome back!
Dan: Welcome back to Game Grumps. Dan: This beetle wants all kinds of parts of me. Dan: And Mario is hurtin’ for a squirtin’. Arin: It’s a Buzzy Beetle dude. Dan: He’s adorable. Arin: It’s not just a regular beetle it’s a Buzzy Beetle. Dan: Umm. Dan: Alright.
Arin: I remember the name. Dan: How do I hit these things, or, how do I hit that? Arin: Jump on top, so you can like Arin: Oh wait no that doesn’t work does it. Dan: Goddammit Arin. Arin: Oh Bobbery! Arin: Throw him up! Dan: Oh, that’s a good idea. Arin: Yeah! Arin: There you go. Dan: Help. Arin: Ugh Arin: I haven’t seen my wife in forever. Dan: Oh, that’s right, she’s dead. Arin: I think you can just throw him Dan: Cool. Dan: Get over there!
Arin: Nice! Arin: There we go! Dan: Yeah!
Arin: You wouldn’t have been able to do that shit without me. Arin: Better not take my take. Dan: No!
Arin: Steal my take. Arin: “Gooo noooooo fuuuuurther… Arin: Or you will never leave…” Dan: Oh dude I bet it’s Flavio doing this shit. Arin: Oh yeah.
Dan: Oh yeah he’s exactly that kind of tool. Arin: Damn dude. Arin: I told you man! I think he’s the villain.
Dan: Oh, Dan: Oh- I fucking- Hmm. Arin: I think he’s going to turn on you at the end
Dan: Ah! Arin: Be like “Oh you wanted your share? Just kidding!” Dan: Yeah. Arin: “I just needed you to get through the whole thing so I didn’t have to.” Dan: Oh I can paper airplane. Arin: Is that a paper airplane spot? Dan: Yeah it is. Arin: I don’t know bro! Dan: Weird, why would they- Arin: Maybe so you can be epic. Arin: I don’t think it’s a paper airplane spot dude!
Dan: Whoops! Arin: A paper airplane spot is like an arrow. Dan: Is it? Arin: Yeah. Dan: I’m about to die because I keep falling into the fucking water. Arin: You’re gonna get a new ability or something, you’ll get like a boat ability. Dan: Oh I bet you’re right. Dan: Bet. You’re. Right. Dan: BetYou’reRight! Arin: It’s coming out of his nose not his mouth. Dan: What is. Arin: The water. Dan: Really? Arin: The skull’s mouth. Dan: Oh, I- Arin: It’s coming out of his nose. Dan: I didn’t see that. Dan: Well maybe he’s got Post-Nasal Drip. Arin: Yeah, you know. Arin: He’s just got a little sickness. Dan: A lot of people have it. Dan: Goddammit! Arin: I had it for the longest fucking time, I still have it! Dan: Goddammit! My depth perception! Dan: I’m down to one. Dan: I’m gonna fucking die because I keep jumping in the water. Arin: Sometimes I wake up coughing- Dan: Goddammit!!! Arin: Fucking kidding me? Dan: Dude I can’t see it!
Arin: It’s all the way to the bottom of the screen! Dan: It- Uh- Really? Dan: It looks like- Dan: Oh man. Dan: That was messing with my head. Arin: Wow dude. Dan: Yeah, well. Arin: Wow. Dan: Yeah, well. Dan: Thank you, God, for my eyes. Arin: Well now you know how it feels dude. Dan: How what feels? Arin: How it feels to, fucking- Arin: Do that shit, Arin: To die on the show, Arin: And have- and know that you’re going to get humiliated Arin: And then, Dan: Look at that, 99 hours! Arin: You just have to go back to- Dan: That can’t be right. Arin: That is right. Arin: Cause we’ve left it on a bunch. Dan: Ohh. Arin: Umm, Dan: Maybe it’s 99 minutes? Arin: No I think it’s 99 hours. Dan: Yeah 99 minutes would not be sufficient. Arin: Umm. Arin: Yeah you know you’re going to get humiliated. Arin: And then, fucking- Arin: You gotta hit it with your head. Dan: Yep, except there. Arin: And fuckin’, you can’t do anything about it, you gotta fucking go through this again. Arin: And you’re like ‘well I gotta make it interesting, cause it’s a show.’ Dan: Tell you what. Arin: Yeah? Dan: I will appeal to the fans- hey fans! Dan: Be super cool to me on Reddit about this Dan: And then we can annoy Arin further. Arin: Cool. Arin: Love it. Dan: I love it too actually. Arin: Love it. Dan: Thanks lovelies