Logan Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

Logan Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH


You know you gotta pay for that, right? Alright, c’mon. Not O-K! I don’t know what came over me, Logan. Once I popped, I just couldn’t stop. Not that – THIS! “Mid-strength”?? When I send you on a beer run,
I intend to get MAGGOT! Oh yeah… Got ourselves an X-Men fan. Maybe a quarter of it happened. Don’t remember the other three quarters
for some strange reason. I only bought it for Cyclops. Read it now, fan-girl. Logan. I don’t wanna talk about it! The first step is admitting you have a problem. What problem? I need the girl. What girl? The one standing next to you. Good try, Logan. I think you almost had them fooled. No. Noooo. No! Struth! Only two claws per hand? So you can only cook four kebabs at a time? Sucks to be you, girlie. You interrupted me! No. No. No way. Nooo. Oh no. Nah. Niente. Nien! Oh, hell no! She’s like you. Very much like you. I’m Wolverine…! Aww! I resent that comparison. I identify a lot more with Cyclops. I’m not whatever it is you think I am. I think you’re my dad. These were my first clue. Those could’ve come from any bloke! Hey, why do you look like hell? I thought you weren’t supposed to age. Shouldn’t you still look like
this portrait I found in the attic? No, don’t show me…!! So you’re like a reverse Dorian Gray? Oh, great! Now I’ll have to make another nine movies! Thanks a lot, kid. She needs our help. Someone’ll come along. Someone has come along. See? What’d I tell ya. And his name is Logan. Crikey. Small bloody world. This is what life looks like. If you’re a hopeless sot. I said “heads up”. SHUT UP!! You wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for me! I knew you were my dad! Not that! The Sentinels! I went back in time and stopped the Sentinels
from destroying mutant-kind. Oh, here we go again – “the Sentinels”. Don’t indulge his fantasy. The Sentinels were real – I read about them. But wasn’t it Cyclops who saved us from them? Aww, I’m about to go full berserker Wolverine
like in the comics!!! Logan, why did you just murder
a whole bunch of anti-logging activists? Sir, I’d like to buy you a beer. Does that answer your question? Make it a keg. “Tie me kangaroo d–” Aw, bloody hell. How many have I had? Nineteen. Well. Might as well make it even. [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, please step out of the vehicle. [LOGAN]
Ahh, what are ya pickin’ on me for? This is mutant discriminimation. Y- You’re a mutist, lady. [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, have you been drinking today? [LOGAN]
Ahh, just a couple o’ light ones.
Look, don’t you recognise me? I’m the bloody Wolverine… honey. [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, you appear to be drunk. In this state, driving whilst intoxicated
carries a minimum of three years’ prison. [LOGAN]
Aw, nah, c’mon – I”m a celebrity! Kid… I’ll show you. Kid, where’s that
comic book you had the other day? [LAURA]
You shredded it, remember? And then you used the shreds to roll joints. [LOGAN]
Oh, that’s a lie! Look, I’ll prove it.
I’ve got amadantium runnin’ all through me! [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, drop the concealed weapons! [LOGAN]
“Concealed weap–“? These are my
ajamantium-coated bone claws! We both got ’em!
Kid, show her your bone claws. [LAURA]
I have no idea what he’s talking about. [LOGAN]
She’s lying again! She’s got two-thirds
as much bone claw as I have! [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, interlace your bone claws behind your head
and drop to your knees. [LOGAN]
Come on, haven’t you heard of the X-Men?
I’m an X-Man! Well, an ex-X-Man, but still! [POLICE OFFICER]
The X-Men? Yes I have heard of the X-Men. That’s with that Cyclops guy, right?
He’s amazing. [LOGAN ROARS, INTENSE CLAW SLASHING] [POLICE OFFICER]
Sir, you are murdering an officer of the law! The state looks badly upon this– [SLASH, BODY DROP] [LAURA]
Wow! Now THAT was berserker Wolverine! Too bad no one was here to see it.

100 thoughts on “Logan Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH

  1. The helicopter hits his head

    That is stupid as hell
    But funny๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. Girl:that was full beserk worverine to bad no one had to see it except cyclops

    Logan:ahhhhhh goes ssj

  3. Loved the pun! To all who didn't get it, "Bogan" is Australian slang for someone living a detrimental and uncultured lifestyle and is considered to be of low social status, which applies to Wolverine in this video.

  4. lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll

  5. โ€œYOU CAN ONLY COOK FOUR KEBABS AT A TIMEโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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