Kellywise – SNL

Kellywise – SNL


>>>AFTER SENATOR CORKER TWEETED
THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS LEADING US ON A PATH TO WORLD WAR THERE,
WHITE HOUSE ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLED THOSE TWOOITS
TWEETS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. THIS WOMAN DOES KNOW SHE WORKS
FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT?
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? I’M ON THE ON THE COOPER.
— I’M ANDERSON COOPER.>>AND WE’RE OUT.
GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. HERE’S THE RUN DOWN FOR
TOMORROW.>>OKAY.
DO WE HAVE ANYBODY FOR THE THIRD SPOT YET.
>>WELL, I KNOW KELLYANNE HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS.
>>WE THAT DESPERATE? ♪♪♪
>>OH.>>HI, IT’S ME, KELLYANNE
CONWAY. BUT YOU YOU CAN CALL ME KELLY
WISE, THE DANCING CLOWN. IT’S KELLYANNE.
>>WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR MAKEUP?
>>I TONED IT DOWN. PUT ME ON TV.
>>I HAVE TO GO.>>DON’T YOU WANT GOOD?
NO.>>I’LL GIVE YOU GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THIS. PUERTO RICO ACTUAL WE WAS WORSE
BEFORE HURRICANE MARIA, AND THE HURRICANE DID BLOW SOME
BUILDINGS BACK TOGETHER. AND I DON’T KNOW WHY ELIZABETH
WARREN WON’T TWEET ABOUT THAT.>>THAT’S INSANE.
>>I KNOW. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
>>NO, SHUT UP>>OKAY, SO SECRETARY TILLERSON
DID NOT CALL THE PRESIDENT A MORON.
THEY WERE SHARING A SUNDAY, AND THE PRESIDENT ASKED IF HE WANTED
MORE SPRINKLES, AND THE SECRETARY SAYS MORE ON.
AND, PUT ME ON TV.>>HEY, HEY, DON’T TALK TO HER.
EVERY DAY SHE DRAGS SOMEBODY INTO THAT SEWER, DOWN THERE
WHERE THE DOODIES ARE. DON’T BELIEVE ME?
YESTERDAY SHE GOT RACHEL MADDOW.>>YOU’LL FLOAT TOO ANDERSON.
>>RACHEL.>>COME ON COOPY.
WE NEED EACH OTHER TO SURVIVE.>>THAT’S A LIE.
>>PUT ME ON TV, OR I’LL HAVE TO SHOW YOU THIS, YOUR GREATEST
FEAR.>>I’M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING.
>>NO?>>OH.
OH! [ SCREAMING ]
>>ANDERSON COOPER. HA, HA, HA, HA.
IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>HILLARY, IS THAT YOU?
IT’S ME. I’M DOWN IN THE SEWER.
WHERE DID YOU THINK I’D BE, MICHIGAN OR WISCONSIN?
HEY, ANDERSON, WOULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
>>THIS IS A TRICK.>>THIS IS A TRICK.
>>NO IT’S NOT A TRICK. IT’S ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
HERE, IF YOU COME DOWN I WILL GIVE YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK,
“WHAT HAPPENED” BY ME, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
GO ON. TAKE IT.
TAKE IT. OH.
OH. OH.
[ SCREAMING ]>>AAHH!
DAMN.>>OH, CRAP.
[ SCREAMING ]>>ANDERSON, ARE YOU OKAY?
>>OH, MY GOD, WAS I ASLEEP?>>YEAH, WE ARE BACK ON IN FIVE,
ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE OKAY.>>YEAH.
I’M FINE. I JUST HAVEN’T BEEN SLEEPING.>>HI STRANGER.
THANK YOU FOR BOOK ME. IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK.
GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT GIVE THEM A GOOD SHOW, RIGHT
COOPY?>>KELLYANNE?
[ SCREAMING ] [ SCREAMING ]

100 thoughts on “Kellywise – SNL

  1. Fuck, they really should put up a warning on this. โ€œTrump re-elected for second termโ€. I nearly crapped myself!

  2. Just a little random tip, if you're suffering from sleep-paralysis (being asleep and 'waking up' and finding you can't move and/or are hallucinating a scary demon besides you) then try to (mentally) ask the demon (or clown, because it often is a clown to many people) a silly question.
    I've had a clown near me, looking alike the clown in Harry Potter 3 (the Boggart one) and I've just started asking him where his circus was, whether he was cold and what school he went to.
    Instead of answering, he grinned and made growling noises, but I kept asking him random stuff 'what did you have for dinner yesterday' and eventually he was gone.
    Lots of people see clowns, I usually see scary Japanese demons or something..but whatever, I thought this was a good place to put the advice.
    And whatever you do, never think; 'What if he jumpscares me' or 'what if he does-' because then he will.
    Just keep calm and distract him (and thereby yourself.) It will work.

  3. The effects were very well done for this SNL skit. Sadly, the effects were probably as good as the IT film ๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎๅคฉๆฐ—ใฏๆœฌๅฝ“ใซ่‰ฏใ„ใงใ™ใ€‚ ๆ„›ใ™ใ‚‹ ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒน

  5. If i was the guy talking to her ill ask her how about trade my son for a blowjob and ill fuck ya in the ass ๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. That was fab โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคฃ

  7. What do we do?
    a) Run away.
    b) Call the police.
    c) I enter into the ser because I want to end with my life.
    d) Who da fack cares? Take advantage that a girl is actually interested in you, entre into the sewer and bring her all your love, even if she kills you at the end.

    I choose… d)

  8. I would've said damn u one fine bitch m coming right down there as if that would fucking happen I will murder her๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. Dear god this feels like a decade ago…back when we had a shred of HOPE…and a non stress induced BAC of under 0.26! LOOL

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