I Carve A Landscaping Rock (and other shenanigans)

I Carve A Landscaping Rock (and other shenanigans)

Rick’s existential catchphrase Wubba Lubba Dub DUB THIS SAYS SOMETHING DEEP ABOUT LIFE! We’re und guing to get ze ROCCKKKS!
(We’re going to get some rocks!) Faboulousssh They have great jam here. It’s delicious. These rocks seem familliar. *Hmmmmmms as he grabs rocks* EEUUUUUUhhh Looking for one that’s a little bit bigger Oooh. That one’s nice. I like it whoo man. I really like this one I don’t know why rocks are starting to like excite me now. Woa. Woa. Woa. Woah? It’s a so pretty! *Throws rock* Look at all tse rocks in tse pack. I wonder how these things get so dang symmetrical like Look at that. It’s awesome, that’s so perfect. It makes me happy look at my little pile of rock that out there all day, just FYI Rocks don’t make a very comfortable bed *Zooms in as the sound of traffic plays* Thanks Jam stone, you make the best Jam. AND you rock. *Childeren laughing XDDDDD* Oh dat gun, it’s just a pen. (??? Dad gun? Dat gun? ???) Get over it. You can see I’ve already drew with pencil on there. I’m talking quiet cuz people are sleeping and I can get kind of loud and obnoxious. *Laughs in unsure* But, you know I tend to stay up late sometimes. I get into that fantastic flow and I can’t stop it *Music plays* *draws on rock* Eooh.. That’s gonna be cool, maybe… We’ll see! You already know how it’s gonna turn out hmphheh. *Picks rock up* I’m not even sure if this is possible. But we’re gonna try it. Oh? What is that thing? It’s so cute! I wanna eat it. Let’s go walking out to the shed! *Music and wierd ass walking on dirt* Bee: Bzzzz Whoaaa! Bee! Oh my gosh. That bee was trying to kill me D: I’m not like crazy allergic to bees, but I’m allergic enough that it’s a bad day when a bee stings me It looks like I’ve been making stuff again… Image that! HEY Hey, what is that on my tire? What is that? Eww. Oh? It’s dirt. Okaaay. Here’s what we’re going to do. Take this. It’s like a diamond cut off wheel disc? I’m going to go around the outline. Outlining and getting groovy with it. All the way around and then I’m gonna use a couple other different bits like this one. Maybe you know to kind of deepen it. Then I’m gonna take this, which is like a diamond drum grinder thingy-doo. And I’m going to remove the background material. Meeeeweeeereeereeewuuuu. So there’s gonna be curved, and then this is gonna be like scooped out. I’m gonna use something like this to do this scooping Meeeweweweweeee. yeah, so let’s do that! 😀 *Says yeay in high piched voice for about 2 seconds* *Music plays and carves rock* *Shows rock while spinning it* *Continues carving the rock but in a diffrent angle* *Zooms in* I think Edgar’s judging us. What the reedle doosh. OKAY NOW You can seee… Hopefully you can see. I’ve kind of gone a little further on the bottom part. But the top part… I haven’t done as much, so we’re gonna start cleaning this up. Finishing it up and then going back. And doing this area right here. Right in this area. NOT this area. But THIS area. Oooooooh. Okay, now. We’re just gonna dance in some happy little rock carvings. Anywhere, we’re all over this rock. He’s even painting it. He’s pai- look. He’s painting the rock. *Bob Ross anthem plays* This is your world, you can make OR break the rules *Music plays* This is totally completely unrelated to what I’m doing here, but… Uuuuhhh. Check out these tiny fruits I found at the local grocery store called Central Market here. The pineapple had a baby. Aw-ha A little baby guy! 😀 I just want to rock it, and make sure it feels loved and safe. And look here, here’s a miniature apple. It’s so cute What is this the land of miniatures? Orange things? Look at the lemon? I’m in some kind of alternate miniature reality, this isn’t where rich people shop Okay everybody! Just using this little braush to braush off all of the deaust. I say it looks pretty cool. I like the swirly doos. You see what I was talking about earlier! Getting in that bevel on the inside here . Is the camera focused? Please mister camera focused for my friends! What I’m gonna do is Mark some lines right here and here to kind of follow a little edge. And then I’m gonna try to use this-it’s another diamond burr, just a weird-looking, scoopy-doopy thingy-dingy. I’m going to repeat this. See this little curved in edge? I’m gonna repeat that over and over. Down until it gets smaller and smaller on both sides. So yeah, let’s do that! *Music again plays* Hi hello, it is me. The subtitle writer, Minmin or CrazyHermine. I want to tell you that my heck hurts. Thank you for reading this. *Music again plays* *Shows juggling skills off* *Shows juggling skills off on unicicle* Yes hello this is Minmin the translator/subtitle writer and my neck is currently burning ya’ll better be grateful for these high quallity subtitles. *Music again plays* Got it to this point. I’ve sanded it. And I think I’m gonna add some extra fabulousness to this by taking one of these ball doohickeys and buzzing in some little divots. I just think it’ll look cool almost like an octopus tentaclease. Sooo eeeeh, let’s do some experimentation shall we? Well technically this whole thing is an experiment. Okay! *Music plays for the like fifth time* *Stares at you in dancing* *Music continues* Well that’s not very good. But whatever. FOCIOUS! Thank you. 😀 Last thing to do with this thing I’m not sure what it is. I’m gonna throw a coat of this deft lacquer on it. And hopefully it does not ruin it. *Sprays deft lacqer* So I’m gonna let that dry and do ze other side. OOOH SHOT We made it heh huh. It’s done. I’m super excited about this one. Hope you guyes like it. let me know what you think in the comments and remember that all I use to make this was: A landscaping rock, A $60 Harbor Freight rotary carver, And about ten fifteen dollars worth of diamond burrs. Any wise, if you like this thing. Please like that smash button, and if you did not like this then subscribe. Because that makes sense. Don’t do it for me do it for Edgar. I mean look at his crazy eyes! So until next time I love you… Heaaaaaaaaaaaah It’s so foggy! WHERE WHERE AM I??? Ooohkay I’ll stop 🙁 I’ll see you! *Squat* *Kick* *More kicking* Whoa! High kick for real, look at that! WHEEEEEW! Pretty awesome! 😀

100 thoughts on “I Carve A Landscaping Rock (and other shenanigans)

  1. Just sub & like …. one of the best video I’ve seen this year you’re hilarious I really like the carving of the rock just awesome thanks for sharing 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  2. Thanks to your videos my entire family now pronounces wood as weeeeoood. It’s pretty dang awesome! You inspire my 10 year old -so thanks and keep up the good work n stuff!

  3. Ive been watching this guy for a while and now I have recently come to the conclusion that he is Ian Hecox + Joey Graceffa and Home Depot on crack but all together in the best way possible

  4. Scared of a bee, but literally picks up a female black widow with two egg sacks in a different video

  5. I was like this guy is obnoxious oh ok that was hilarious now he's obnoxious again oh that was super hilarious ok now he's oh high kick hahahaah.

  6. Question, so you don’t have to keep the stone wet when working with diamond wheels and burrs?
    Thanks in advance

  7. I could easily watch this all the way through. But. Your comedy just ruins it. You're an artist. Not a comedian.

  8. *king youtube*I need a new jester. <=(*boeby dewk*HI there do u want to looooook at my rock collechen?!!?

  9. Love this. I’ve recently been infected by the rock carving idea and this video was super helpful. Thanks for sharing. ❤️

  10. Never heard of this guy before. 1st rule of film and storytelling? Be entertaining. He is. Enjoyed the video, very informative. SUBSCRIBED.

  11. Came across this channel cause I was trying to figure out where my shaft collar was on the flex shaft cause I’m pretty new at carving and now I inspire to be like this guy cause that rock “rocks”

  12. You should throw it in a river or lake. I have a laugh about who finds it a thousand years from now and tries to figure out how it came to be ha ha ha ha

  13. If you use that type of respirator you need to be clean shaven. The mask cannot seal itself properly on hair. Great video.

  14. >"Rocks don't make a very comfortable bed."

    But it is the most plentiful type of bed. The outer crust of Earth is based on "bed of rocks" layers.

  15. Hi there! I just found your channel and your content is everything I was looking for 🙂 thank you so much! I wan't to get into carving stones/clay pottery etc. and I'm looking for a well working, reasonable machine for beginners. I guess you get that a lot, maybe you've already uploaded a video but I didn't find it yet ^_^' Any advice will help. Thanks in advance!

  16. Not gunna lie, was a little unsure when the video first started playing, but the longer I left it, the more fun it got and the more I came to the realisation that I love this comical and super talented man hahaha

  17. Thanks very much for your video. Now I know what I can do with all my diamond bits. And by the way, that "thing" you want to eat…what the hell is it?

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