How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended

How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended

We always thought alien life would come from space. We were wrong. It came from the ocean, which is technically in space if you think about everythings in space really, But that’s not the important issue! Anyway, Giant monsters came from the ocean, and started destroying everything in their path. And after the UN apparently watched a ton of anime they decided the only way to fight monsters, was to build monsters of our own. I say we nuke the Kaiju as soon as one as detected! I say we build giant robots as big as Kaiju! So we can watch them fight! YEAH! Fantastic Idea! Please make this happen! Pshh. Nukes. So we built the robots, named them Jaegers. And now we’re all kinds of famous and the earths last hope… You know… I could just keep going with this intro, but I mean who really thinks a 20 minute lead in to a title card makes sense? Right? I mean that’s too long! Okay, here’s the title. How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended “RAWR!” We’re running out of oxygen! We’re gonna die! We’ve got NOTHING left! There is still ONE thing left! For my family! Wow! This sword was really effective! Why didn’t we open with that? Because it’s too messy? I guess… Still, this gives me an idea. Okay Gypsy, we got movement. Two Kaiju coming your way. RAWR! Analog Chop! That’s one! RAWR! Analog CHOP!! And that’s two! Wow! This is so much easier! Make way for the cleanup crew! Okay gang, It’s clean up time! RIGHT!! Go Go Power Vacuum! Power Vacuum! Heads up third signature emerging from the breach! It’s a… It’s a CAT 5! Whew! Thanks Voltron! No Problem! Great job team! YEAH! Yeah I’d say fighting them here is much better than waiting for them to come to us. It doesn’t look as cool though. Meh. Hello Boys! I’m BAAAAAaaaaaack! Where’s my gosh dern subscribe button?! Oh. It’s right there. Thanks for watching!

100 thoughts on “How Pacific Rim Should Have Ended

  1. I thought humans couldn't predict when specifically the Kaiju comes out of the breach. Kaiju breaches, THEN the humans are alerted. Humans know where the breach is, but they can't just wait there, because of the whole limited air and energy and all that.

  2. "We always thought alien life would come from space. We were wrong. It came from the ocean. Which is actually still in space if you think about it, technically everything's in space… but… but that's not the main issue."


  4. Well, they actually did Nuke them at first, problem was they swam from the portal too fast for the Nukes to reach em in time from the launch sites outside the blast radius (they could have just hooked up a ton of subs to operate automated and sacrificed one each time to point blank fire them but meh). Then they had the problems with the Nuke blast radius required for them to be destroyed was too big and started causing damage to the environment on a catastrophic scale. Then the Kaijuu just became too big and started tanking Nuke salvos, with one of them tanking at least two rounds (they literally had to lure it back out of the city twice to Nuke it, ended up irradiating 1/3rd of the city in the process).

    Also fighting them at the Breach was harder, because surprisingly Jaegers aren't good at swimming. The Kaiju had far too many advantages in deep sea fighting, so they had to wait until they were in shallower coastal waters to have any chance.

  5. Why dont they use a rail gun much more effective or A drilling Missile and would explode in their tummies..jeje

  6. From acclaimed filmmaker Guillermo del Toro comes Warner Bros. Pictures’ and Legendary Pictures’ epic sci-fi action adventure ‘Pacific Rim.’

  7. 0:30 I say we build giant robots as big as Kaiju so we can watch them fight. And so the new line of Stark Industries KaijuBusters were created.

  8. 1:44 how kaju and jäger fights would actually go there wasn’t much changed here so it’s a pretty good movie you are correct about that 1 plot hole though they could just kill the kaju from the rim before they even have a chance to emerge into earth🌎

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