Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL

Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL


>>WELCOME TO 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
>>DO THINGS JUMP OUT AT YOU ON THIS RIDE?
>>YEAH, BABY. IT’S THE SCARIEST RIDE OF FRIGHT
NIGHT.>>GOOD EVENING.
I’M YOUR HELL-AVATOR OPERATOR MARK.
PLEASE HOLD ON AS THIS RIDE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
>>OKAY, DON’T MAKE FUN OF ME IF I SCREAM.
>>IT’S 100 FLOORS OF FRIGHTS, BABE, I’LL PROBABLY BE SCREAMING
TOO.>>AND NOW HOLD ON FOR DEAR
DEATH. BWAHAHAHA!
>>WINIFRED ROGERS GOT COLD FEET AND HUNG HERSELF IN THE
HONEYMOON SUITE.>>OH MY GOSH.
>>YOU TOTALLY JUMPED.>>SO DID YOU.
>>FLOOR 20, HOME OF OUR FIVE-SKULL RESTAURANT.
>>TODAY’S SPECIAL — YOUR HEAD!
>>THAT WAS MY HEAD. IS THAT WHY THEY TAKE A PICTURE
WHEN YOU ENTER THE PARK?>>I’M NOT TELLING.
49th FLOOR.>>OH, NO.
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO –>>HOW’S IT HANGING?
I’M DAVID PUMPKINS AND I’M GOING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>SCARED SPEECHLESS?
>>OH, NO, NO, I’M JUST TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND — DAVID
PUMPKINS? I MEAN, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WHO THAT IS?>>YEAH, IT WAS JUST A GUY IN A
PUMPKIN SUIT WITH TWO BEAT BOY SKELETONS.
I DON’T GET HOW THAT’S SCARY.>>YOU DON’T GET FRIGHTS, YOU
FEEL THEM. 26th FLOOR!
>>CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?
ARRGGHHH!>>YEAH, I GET WHY SHE’S HERE.
>>YEAH, CREEPY GIRL FROM “THE RING.”
DAVID PUMPKINS? IS HE FROM SOMETHING?
>>LIKE A LOCAL COMMERCIAL?>>THE SCARIEST THING TO THE
MIND IS THE UNKNOWN.>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS!
>>I KNOW, BUT WHO ARE YOU?>>I’M DAVID PUMPKINS, MAN!
>>OKAY, YEAH, AND DAVID PUMPKINS IS?
>>HIS OWN THANG.>>AND THE SKELETONS ARE?
>>PART OF IT!>>BUT WHY ARE YOU A PART OF THE
RIDE?>>TO DO THIS.
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>WHAT’S MY NAME?>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS!
>>ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES, SEVERAL.
HE HAS LIKE A MIDDLE INITIAL NOW?
I’M SO IN THE WEEDS OF DAVID PUMPKINS.
>>DON’T LET DAVID PUMPKINS RUIN YOUR NIGHT.
>>DAVID S. PUMPKINS. FLOOR 99!
>>ARRGGGHH! I’M CRAZY!
FOR DAVID PUMPKINS! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO DO DO ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>HOW MUCH DAVID PUMPKINS IS IN THIS?
>>UH — 73 OUT OF 100 FLOORS.>>WHY DID YOU GO ALL-IN ON
DAVID PUMPKINS?>>LOOK, IT’S 100 FLOORS OF
FRIGHTS, THEY’RE NOT ALL GOING TO BE WINNERS.
FLOOR 100.>>OKAY, SO NOW IT’S JUST THE
SKELETONS? GREAT.
>>READY OR NOT, HERE WE DANCE! ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ OH!
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
>>I HAPPY!>>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
>>ANY QUESTIONS? ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DO ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪

100 thoughts on “Haunted Elevator (ft. David S. Pumpkins) – SNL

  1. David Pumpkin what a great coined name for those fools with a big ego who act carrying out the " Do you know who I am ?"

  2. It’s something really silly and stupid. They commit to it. And that makes it funny. It’s good silly and stupid. I cannot stop watching this haha

  3. This isn’t that funny but there’s something about this that makes me think I’m gonna be thinking about this for a long time

  4. An acquaintance of mine was annoying me by meming this…so finally l decided to watch to see what the big fuss was about…freaking hate him now even more cause now the song is stuck in my head!!

  5. It is so amazing how certain sketches work and others fall so flat. So many people talking about how this is hilarious. What gets me everytime is Tom Hanks eyeline. It almost never lines up to where they are supposed to be, and it makes it even better for some reason.

  6. THIS IS EERIE ..HE MAY BE THE DUDE THAT GREETS YOU TO HELL..AFTER YOU DIE AND DON'T KNOW YOUR DEAD..HE JUST MESS WITH U TILL YIU CATCH ON

  7. People who don’t get the skit…

    David Pumpkins tells you the first time you meet him why he’s there.

    “To scare the hell out of you”

    Which he does spectacularly when he appears in the elevator at the end.

  8. Who is David Pumpkins? "Oddball David S. Fremin hosted a syndicated Halloween TV special from 1979-1986 titled 'Spookjigs' that featured a strange array of absurdist drama, incoherent ghost storytelling, and surrealist magic tricks. David always included guest appearances of his two sons, David (junior), and Alexian towards the end of each show. On the ill-fated final show televised on Halloween of 1986, when David asked for his sons to come on stage, he was alerted offstage that both his sons had been killed in a car accident on their way to the studio that evening. As the show was always filmed live, David insisted during a break that the program finish. He grabbed two plastic skeletons, placed them on either side of himself, and explained the sudden death of his two sons to the live audience. He spoke to the skeletons for the remainder of the show, to the audience's horror and bewilderment. During the final minutes of the show, a female studio hand had fallen through a stair railing, severing her neck, though she survived the incident. The producer of the show died a week later in a car accident on the same road the sons were killed, and Rolling Stones reported other strange violent occurrences during the filming of the show or shortly after. David Fremin never filmed another show. He asked for the Spookjigs stage and his entire bizarre emporium to be dismantled and sold the next day. The show's entire physical assets were sold and accounted for, except the plastic skeletons. David claims he never took them home."

    Well, that's the best I can do folks. Happy Halloween 😉

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