Diego’s Trip to Vegas | Awkward Puppets


>>DIEGO: Okay. Wait, is it recording? How do I know it’s recording? Is it the red light? Is it that red light? Can you answer me? Okay, whatever. How do I look? Okay. Um. Hi, um. My name is Diego. Um, this is my third vlog. [CLEARS THROAT] Okay. Um. Okay, hi, um, my name is Diego, um, and this is my third vlog. So, I was thinking the other day to myself,
um, and life is short and I should be traveling more. I mean I’m not getting younger… or, or older… because I’m a puppet. So yeah. I decided to make a list of all the places
I want to go in my life. So, um. This is it. I just have to figure out how to not bring
my wife. Let me think. You know, I got it. Hey Benita. She’s in the shower. Benita! I’m gonna go to the grocery store really
quick. Okay, I’ll be back in like… two days. Hola Benita. Oh. Yeah, I’m at the grocery store right
now. Do you want 1% milk or 2% milk? Excuse me sir, do you know any good strip
clubs here?>>DRIVER: I’m married.>>DIEGO: Okay calm down. I guess making videos online wasn’t such
a bad idea after all. Oh [BLEEP]. Alright, so I’m in the elevator right now. How are you guys doing? Okay, great. Okay. Um. We’re at the room. Uh. Let’s see what it’s all about. Here we go. What? Holy [BLEEP]. This is bigger than my country. We got one bedroom. We got three chairs for no reason. We got a TV bigger than my house. Two bedrooms. We got a couch bigger than my bed. Three bedrooms. We got soap. Paper towels. A double outlet. This thing. A really fancy chair. With a very fancy sculpture in front of it. With a really fancy painting on the wall. With a really very fancy chandelier. Wow. Look how beautiful. Free wifi. Check out the bathroom. It’s…it’s all white. Donald Trump would love this. Back in the elevator. [GIRLS LAUGHING] What are you guys laughing at? [GIRLS LAUGHING] Jeez, girls in Vegas are crazy. [GIRLS LAUGHING] This is the most fun I’ve ever had in my
entire life. Hi, could I withdraw 25 dollars, please? Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on, you son of a [BLEEP]! Hi, could I withdraw 50 dollars, please? Holy [BLEEP].>>GIRL: Come on! Try your luck with me.>>DIEGO: I’m in love. Could I withdraw everything I own? Come on 13. 13!>>DEALER: 19.>>DIEGO: Son of a [BLEEP]. Okay, I’m back in the room. Uh. I don’t have any more money. Um. But that’s okay. Um. Actually it’s not really okay at all. As long as I don’t spend anymore money or
do anything else, I’ll be okay. [KNOCK ON DOOR] Let’s see what this is. Probably like a thank you for staying with
us card. Dear Diego,
Thank you for staying with us here. See I told you. Thank you for staying with us here
in Las Vegas. I hope you had a good stay. Below is your balance is for the hotel charges:
4,093 dollars. Um, okay, well thank you for watching. Uh, everybody. And tune in next time. I’m gonna go have a heart attack now. Uh, okay. Please subscribe, um, or don’t. I don’t give a [BLEEP].

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