>>DIEGO: Um. What’s up guys? Um. So. My wife is sleeping right now. Um… Thank God. So I figured I’d just sing some songs for you guys. Um… But, this is a special edition because, um, it’s all rap songs. [BLEEP]. Uh, it’s Music with Diego. Okay, um, the name of the first song is
“The Olympics.” The Olympics are crazy. I watch every single game. Everyone is so excited, but I think it’s kinda lame. There’s all these great athletes, and each one has so much power. But like every single game last like a whole [BLEEP] hour. The United States is great. As usual they’re the hero. They got like 30 gold medals, and Mexico has 0. But if eating guacamole was considered an olympic game… Then [BLEEP], we’d have 30 medals too, and then we would have all the fame. [BLEEP] gringos. Okay, um, the name of the next song is “When Someone Asks Me if They Should Get Married.” Hit that [BLEEP]. [MUSIC] Here we go. [MUSIC] Absolutely not. No. Okay, the name of the next song is… “Justin Bieber Deleted His Instagram.” Here we go. Finally I can spend some time with my wife cause I don’t spend all day wishing I had Justin Bieber’s life. He has like 70 million followers. Where did all these people go? I mean what the hell? Can I have some of his [BLEEP] followers, bro? To be honest my life is boring. I hate my wife. She hates me too. So come back to Instagram Justin, and give us all something to do. Unless you’re gonna post like 15 pictures
of the same girl. In a row. Then don’t come back. Please. Okay, the next song is called, “Drunk Girls Who Walk in High Heels.” Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Please stop doing that. Please. It looks ridiculous. Okay, the last song is called, “Donald Trump is Gone.” Here we go. Spin that [BLEEP] baby. Did you hear Donald Trump is no longer in this election? That [BLEEP] makes me so happy, I think I just got an erection. Finally, Mexicans like me are not [BLEEP]
their pants. Cause Donald Trump is gone which means we just might have a chance. But… Probably not. To be realistic. [BLEEP]. Uh, okay. Please subscribe, um, or don’t. Uh, I don’t give a [BLEEP].