Diego’s Rap | Awkward Puppets

Diego’s Rap | Awkward Puppets


[BUM BUD DA BEAT ON REPEAT]>>DIEGO: My name is Diego. I’m a Mexican puppet. I don’t know what rhymes with puppet. I like to drink Tequila. I got bottles in my trunk. I drink almost every day cause I just really like getting intoxicated. Some people say I look like Leonardo Di Caprio. And I agree. My name is Diego and I don’t like my wife. One time I came home and she stabbed me with a knife. Um… I’m serious. That’s not….that really happened. Hi, honey. Sorry I’m late. Why are you holding a knife? What are you doing?>>BENITA: Disgrace!
[DIEGO SCREAMING]>>DIEGO: You crazy latina son of a [BLEEP]. One day, I will be famous in Hollywood movies. Like Batman vs. Superman, but not [BLEEP]. I like my ladies smart with good manners and good class. I also like them hot, with nice boobies and
nice personality. Um, so yeah, I don’t know what to say because right now I’m not really sober. But, I think that this video is pretty much over. Um… So just get out of my house. [EXIT MUSIC]

59 thoughts on “Diego’s Rap | Awkward Puppets

  1. My name is diego and i have a big urm house not a dick me and u can cuddle not sex i dont like my wife she is a big bich true she is a big bich 😅😅😅😅

  2. Is it just me because he can make his rap songs sound better when he rhymes like I like my women with nice boobies and ass

  3. I loved this and I loved the part when she stabbed Diego and Diego said "you crazy Latina son of a bitch" So funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. My name is Diego im a Mexican puppet😂😂she stabed me whit a knife😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  5. My name is diego and i don't love my wife one day i came home and she just stubbed me with a knife 😂😂😂am dying

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