[BUM BUD DA BEAT ON REPEAT]>>DIEGO: My name is Diego. I’m a Mexican puppet. I don’t know what rhymes with puppet. I like to drink Tequila. I got bottles in my trunk. I drink almost every day cause I just really like getting intoxicated. Some people say I look like Leonardo Di Caprio. And I agree. My name is Diego and I don’t like my wife. One time I came home and she stabbed me with a knife. Um… I’m serious. That’s not….that really happened. Hi, honey. Sorry I’m late. Why are you holding a knife? What are you doing?>>BENITA: Disgrace!
[DIEGO SCREAMING]>>DIEGO: You crazy latina son of a [BLEEP]. One day, I will be famous in Hollywood movies. Like Batman vs. Superman, but not [BLEEP]. I like my ladies smart with good manners and good class. I also like them hot, with nice boobies and
nice personality. Um, so yeah, I don’t know what to say because right now I’m not really sober. But, I think that this video is pretty much over. Um… So just get out of my house. [EXIT MUSIC]