[PHONE RINGING]>>DIEGO: Customer service.>>SARAH: Hi, something’s wrong with my computer.>>DIEGO: Yeah, okay. What seems to be the problem ma’am?>>SARAH: Well for some reason I can’t connect to the internet.>>DIEGO: Um, okay.>>SARAH: Can you help me fix it?>>DIEGO: Why don’t you just do something else? Like watch TV or something.>>SARAH: Um, because I want to use the internet.>>DIEGO: Yeah, but there’s a lot of cool TV shows. Like have you ever seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians?>>SARAH: Uh, excuse me, your job isn’t to tell me what to do, your job is to help me with my problems.>>DIEGO: Okay, but have you ever seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians?>>SARAH: What? What does that have to do with…?
>>DIEGO: It’s amazing.>>DIEGO: It really makes me feel better about not being an American.>>SARAH: If you must know, I don’t even watch TV, okay. I’m too busy researching important issues, but now I can’t because you won’t fix my internet.>>DIEGO: Okay, yeah, yeah, so I really respect that you want to make the world a better place.>>SARAH: Exactly.>>DIEGO: But, um, you should really check out the Kardashians.>>SARAH: Are you serious?>>DIEGO: Cause you see Kourtney, she’s been really emotional lately. And, well, Kim and Kanye, they’ve been arguing a lot, and that can’t be good for the baby, you know.>>SARAH: This is so ridiculous!>>DIEGO: Ma’am could you lower your voice please?>>SARAH: You are the worst customer service ever.>>DIEGO: Excuse me, ma’am.>>SARAH: I just need help with my internet.
>>DIEGO: You’re acting really crazy.>>SARAH: No. I am not.>>DIEGO: Okay, maybe you should just calm yourself, just calm down a little bit, just drink some chamomile tea, or smoke a joint, or like, I don’t know, what else do you white people do? Uh, do some yoga or something.>>SARAH: I want to speak to your manager.>>DIEGO: Okay. Please hold. [HOLD MUSIC PLAYING] Customer Service.>>SARAH: Is this the manager?>>DIEGO: Uh…sure.>>SARAH: Look, I need help fixing my internet, please. The last guy wasn’t helping at all and was actually really rude.>>DIEGO: Oh, oh, ma’am I am so sorry about that. That is unacceptable. You know what? You know what, I’m gonna take care of it right now, one second.>>SARAH: What do you mean?>>DIEGO: Hey Diego! What? You’re fired! Oh, oh [BLEEP], really? Yes. Oh, okay ma’am, I took care of it.>>SARAH: Look, can you just help me fix my internet?>>DIEGO: What…the internet? Why don’t you just watch TV?>>SARAH: That’s it! I’m hanging up! Goodbye!