Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far (Hot Date)

Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far (Hot Date)


(upbeat music) (electric buzzing) – It’s like I want a burger
but I just saw Cowspiracy and it made me really hungry
so I already had one for lunch. – You have something on your face. – Like an eyelash? – No, like dirt, dirt and mud I think. – Oh, it’s my contour makeup. – You look like you’re in
Broadway’s The Lion King. – I know, but it looks
really good in pictures. (camera clicking) You see, contour makeup
is an optical illusion. By putting highlighter and
bronzer on certain parts of my face, I can accent my cheekbones or make my lips look poutier. – But in real life you look
like a dirty sand skeleton. – Real life is fleeting,
Instagram likes last forever. (camera clicking) – Okay, I guess if I look at you through the phone camera you look normal. – Thank you. (yelling) Oh, I thought you were a
dumpster mummy, I’m sorry. – Oh shoot. I need a touch up.
– You need a bath. (squelching) – All better.
– How is that better? You’re wearing enough
makeup to drown an elephant. – Family. Enough makeup to drown an elephant family. Grown ups too, none of them are babies. Like four to seven adult elephants. What, I’m gonna look great
in our pictures tonight. Here, let me show you, come over here. (camera clicking) Oh my god. You look disgusting. – What’s up the world? From award holders Murph and Emily comes a new webseries called Hot Date. – That’s right, it’s going
to be coming to you weekly, and if we play our cards right, maybe we’ll actually win one of these. – Yes. These are other peoples’.
– These are other peoples’. – But… We’re holding them, so, who’s the real winner?

100 thoughts on “Contour Makeup Has Gone Too Far (Hot Date)

  1. she said
    It’s like I want a burger but I just saw cowspiracy
    and it made me really hungry so I already had one for lunch
    πŸ™

  2. why are ppl upset with subtitles??? the whole world does not speak english just accept it & move on… you wouldn't bat an eye if there were english subtitles on a video of different language

  3. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend your contour

  4. PLOT TWIST

    Emily's phone/the app she uses for her pictures is stuck on a halloween filter and the contour make-up not only matches with the tone alterations, but also messes up the facial scanner, rendering her face immune to the zombie filter.

  5. LOVE this!!!! I always thought contour looks like you got shit on your face and then tried to clean it but it just won't go away.

  6. Dirty sand skeleton and dumpster mummy had me dead AFπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. If you can see lines, you’re not doing contour right. Make up gurus do it thick so they can look good under lots of lights and cameras, BLEND HONEY. Blend

  8. Dirty Sand Skeleton. Dumpster Mummy. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. OMG I just learnt this was a thing! WTF!!! So people do this and think to themselves "I look good" instead of thinking "this picture contains an optical illusion" or "this is a picture of me taking a picture of myself in which I created an optical illusion that changes the apparent dimensions of my face"… Yeah, this is totally not a sign of unhealthy self-objectification and narcissistic personality disorder…

  10. Peeps who film, Emily messed up the shot by showing the photo in her hand before it was supposed to be taken. Lame. <3 you Em.

  11. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO ME TODAY. I just watched and talked about cowspiracy earlier today… The first time it was a star trek episode…

  12. 1:19 the fact that she corrected him makes me think that there actually is a lake's worth of makeup on her and the molecules are just so dense that it takes up much less space

  13. Every now and then, I come back to this video just for the dirty sand skeleton reference. This video cracks me up every time.

  14. When she rolled the foundation on her face it sounded like when mukbangers eat pasta and it’s too loud

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