CliffSide | Cartoon Series Pilot

CliffSide | Cartoon Series Pilot


NARRATOR:
This is “CliffSide,” a lawless town ruled by only the most ruthless, Johnny Law evadin’-est, no good horse spookin’-est, dastardly of the dastardly. Aka . . . WAYLON:
My voice over. CREATURE:
What? Did- Did somebody say something? WAYLON:
N- CREATURE:
Something about a voice over? WAYLON:
Not me! NARRATOR:
It was me! I’m Two-Bit Jerry! A gunslinger and an outlaw! So begone monster! Back to the cliffs with ya! JO:
Waylon, my dad needs ya. WAYLON:
Ah, Jo! Watch out! CREATURE:
JO:
Scary. WAYLON:
I said begone! NARRATOR:
That’s honest Jo, my partner in crime. She’s never told a lie! JO:
You’re bad at this. CREATURES:
WAYLON:
Uh oh! Forgot they could do that! CREATURES:
Ah! Background Street Crosser, watch out! BGSC:
Oh, don’t mind me, just moseying along! Ooo! Ahh! Oh my!!!! WAYLON:
Aahh! WAYLON:
I’m, uh, out of bullets. JO:
Same. WAYLON:
What’s important is we fight to the- wait what? Nice! I’m a better shot than I thought! Ah!!! Oof! Jo, help! I was being cheeky, I know you shot them! Jooo!!!! I’m sorry, I learned my lesson! NARRATOR:
Secretly, I haven’t learned a th- WAYLON:
Oooo my God, the other one is coming!!!!! Now I’m learning my lesson twice as fast! Jo!!!! TWO-BIT PINECONE:
Sheriff Pinecone, hand over the money and no one gets hurt! SHERIFF PINECONE:
Not this time, Two-Bit. Somebody sold you out. TWO-BIT PINECONE:
My old partner! JO:
Whatcha doing? WAYLON:
Wha?! Ahhhh!!! Ooof. Ow. JO:
Remember how this town is surrounded by monsters? WAYLON:
Yeah! What do you mean?! I shot like 50 in the intro sequence! JO:
50? WAYLON:
Didn’t even cry. JO:
Nothing suspicious about mentioning that specifically. WAYLON:
Ah, whatever! Just be glad I helped you at all! I’m Two-Bit Jerry! A no good dastardly gunslinger! Eeeh. I, er, I once shot a man just fer lookin’ at me wrong! Then I shot ‘em again fer dyin’! Pew pew… JO:
Just pretend to stand watch. WAYLON:
Fine.Whoops! Hrmmm… AAhh!!!! WAYLON:
Mrrmmm… …Hmmm?Hmmm? Uhhhh. Hello?Gah!!! WAYLON:
It’s fine, you can stay over there. CORDIE:
Four of my eyes! WAYLON:
Okay, that was weird. CORDIE:
No it wasn’t. It was…. . . horrifying. I’m going to eat you now.WAYLON:
Cut it out! I’m Two-Bit Jerry, the most dastardly outlaw there is! I once shot a sheriff just cuz I was grumpy from shootin’ sheriffs all day! CORDIE:
Really? WAYLON:
Yessss . . . I- I’m so dastardly, I once shot my own posse just cuz my g- g- gun was gettin’ heavy with the extra bullets! Plus… I once distracted a stupid spider long enough to escape her dumb web! Haha!!! Whoops!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Ugghhh… Ouch… But more importantly, HA HA!!! CORDIE:
That was nifty! WAYLON:
Gah! How the heck did you- ???:
YANNIS:
YANNIS:
Well what do we have here? Looks like Cordie finally caught something other than flies! CORDIE:
Ha…Hey Yannis, hi Death Itself.YANNIS:
Ha! Nice. So how ‘bout you hand over the little cowboy? CORDIE:
Wait, what? But you just said… YANNIS:
Oh please, Cordie, how ‘bout you be useful and stand watch for more prey or something? And speaking of being useless, come near my nest to scavenge for food again and I’ll rip your tiny head off- WAYLON:
Ah, put a lid on it! She was gonna eat me just fine till you guys showed up! Did it ever occur to you maybe I can do more than just STAND WATCH?! CORDIE:
Wait…you mean… …me? WAYLON:
Who? YANNIS:
WAYLON/CORDIE:
WAYLON:
AAhhhahaa!!!! I regret so many things!!! YANNIS:
YANNIS:
I think I like you two much better as PUDDLES! WAYLON/CORDIE:
CORDIE:
You… stood up for me. WAYLON:
No, I think I was transferring personal issues! Huh?! Mmff. YANNIS:
Huh? YANNIS:
WAYLON:
Wha-… …that was… CORDIE:
That was AWESOME! You were so awesome! WAYLON:
I was going to say “questionable physics,” but, yeah. I mean, of course I was. …wait, really? CORDIE:
They were all like, “Meh meh meh!” and you were all like, “Ahh!! Take a lid and put it on… that.”Y- You stood up to them! I wanna be JUST. LIKE. YOU. WAYLON:
Oh, haha, I don’t know, the life of an outlaw ain’t easy. That, uh, was pretty cool what you just did there yourself. CORDIE:
I’ll do it. Anything. WAYLON:
Whelp, since you’ve seen how great I am, I suppose I have noooo choice.BANK TELLER:
Ahhh! Ack!CORDIE:
WAYLON:
Whoa, montages are dangerous. Cordie, I didn’t think we’d actually rob- ???:
Hands up, we got ya surrounded! WAYLON:
W- What?! But I’m not… CORDIE:
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!! WAYLON:
But we’re open to possibilities! Cordie, I… This got way out of hand! CORDIE:
It’s okay! I got this! I wont let you down, I promise! JO:
Alright. Death it is. CORDIE:
Heh.JO:
Waylon. WAYLON:
Eeehehe… Oh God. JO:
Wut in TARNATION is goin’ on? WAYLON:
Oh God, she’s gone southern. CORDIE:
Hey! Lay off my partner! I once shot a man just fer l- JO:
BACK OFF. CORDIE:
Oh my God, yes of course. So sorry. JO:
Waylon, explain. WAYLON:
It’s not my fault! This spider lady tried to eat me! CORDIE:
I like your hat! WAYLON:
I was teaching her to be a gunslinger, but like, AH JO! You should have seen it! We killed this giant pterodactyl and Death Itself! CORDIE:
Well…not Death Itself, you can’t kill death. WAYLON:
Oh, yeah, well I mean, that makes sense. WAYLON/CORDIE:
Obviously/That’s kinda his whole thing. WAYLON:
Anyway, so we uh… …I uh… …I just…WAIT WHAT?! DEATH ITSELF:
CORDIE:
Okay, my horrendous buzzing of flies is a liiiiiittle rusty, but I think he wants Two-Bit Jerry’s…… …..hat? DEATH ITSELF:
…Scarf? DEATH ITSELF:
BGSC:
Don’t mind me, just crossin’ the stre- Whoops! There I go. CORDIE:
WAYLON:
…What just happened. JO:
Sooo, you gonna learn your lesson, orrrrr? WAYLON:
I…Can I at least learn it in a standoff? JO:
Make it fast. WAYLON:
Cordie, I made everything up. CORDIE:
What? WAYLON:
NOTHING! STANDOFF TIME!!!!! WAYLON:
HEY, DEATH! Why don’t you pick on someone from your own metaphysical plane of existence?! WAYLON:
Prepare yourself, Death. I’m gunna do somethin’ I should’ve done to ya the first time we met… WAYLON:
…Given you VALIDATION! See, Mr. Death Itself, I learned something today.CORDIE:
Boy, I wonder how it’s goin’ over there. JO:
Seems like he’s…actually got a handle on it. WAYLON:
Therefore the moral of this episode is: if you validate someone enough you can manipulate them into doing whatever you say! Good job Death, who’s a good little Death? You are! You earned that sheriff star didn’t you? Please don’t kill me. Ah, no, no, no WAIT! Aghh! ACK! OOF! DAH! …ugh…You know, technically, you being our sheriff and protecting the town would mean less dead people and less work for you… if you think about it.JO:
He didn’t learn a thing. WAYLON:
Yer darn right I saved the town! Woooo!!!!! JO:
I wish I got more credit for things I broke and then barely fixed. Now who wants to stand watch? WAYLON:
Are you kidding me?! I’m way too cool for that now- Ow. I do. CORDIE:
Me too! I once looked at something and only lost focus for THREE HOURS! JO:
Spider girl isn’t coming. CORDIE:
Hey Jo, by the way, if the sheriff position was open… what happened to the sheriff before Death? JO:
I dunno. Shot. Bandits probably. Culprit was never caught. CORDIE:
Faaascinating.

100 thoughts on “CliffSide | Cartoon Series Pilot

  1. I feel like the main character is pretending to be dumb but really his stories are true bc of the thing that coulda referenced that he shot the sherif or maybe even he was the sherif

  2. Where continuation of receives more superficial treatment he truth very steep (2019 year 12 November write this message! )

  3. When the the animator of this upload something like jerry kill the spider in 6 second video is that nice and in the last with rip spider girl and with sad song inputed but the title of it CLIFFSIDE THE SPIDER GIRL EPISODE 1 😂

  4. What will happen next? (2nd time watching this BTW)
    Will Honest Joe tell a lie?
    Will the Yandere spider go wack?
    Whooo knows….

  5. Formerly know as “ ah holy shit what the fuck is that?! Oh god it’s getting closer I can see the reality peeling away like sloughing skin, I can feel the cold press of an endless void just beyond our own exhistence l. It speaks to me in rhymes – we are already in its grasp”.

    Imagine being a five year old and trying to write that down on the little line beside ‘name’

  6. soooo when are the eggs that chick planted in this mans eye gonna hatch….. cuz we all know thats wtf happened right there…..

  7. Хочу чтобы этот мульт вышел.

    Я слишком много хочу видимо .

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