Car Talk | Awkward Puppets

Car Talk | Awkward Puppets

>>SAM: So, where do you wanna eat?>>DIEGO: Umm…>>SAM: Wait, let me guess. Let me guess. Taco Bell. Sorry.>>DIEGO: Where do you wanna eat? Starbucks?>>SAM: So what’s it like mowing my lawn all day?>>DIEGO: Well, I don’t know, what it’s like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all day?>>SAM: Oh shoot, what time is it? Don’t you have to go to Home Depot soon
to find work?>>DIEGO: I’m just curious how many times did you get a divorce this year?>>SAM: Shouldn’t you be watching a soccer game right now?>>DIEGO: Shouldn’t you be waiting in line for the next iPhone?>>SAM: I just got a call from immigration and um, you’re being deported.>>DIEGO: Well I just got a… wait are you serious?>>SAM: No dude, it’s a joke.>>DIEGO: Oh okay. Well I just got a call from Abercrombie and Fitch and they want their clothes back.>>SAM: We’re literally wearing the same thing.>>DIEGO: Yeah, you right.>>SAM: So what’s it like not having a green card?>>DIEGO: So what’s it like not having wifi?>>SAM: Why don’t you just go eat a burrito, bro?>>DIEGO: Why don’t you just go eat some organic, gluten free, fat free, uh, water?>>SAM: So tell me what it’s like to put guacamole on everything?>>DIEGO: You tell me what it’s like to putting guacamole on everything?>>SAM: What’s it like not paying taxes?>>DIEGO: It’s actually pretty nice.>>SAM: No, yeah I bet.>>DIEGO: It’s just a lot easier financially.>>SAM: Alright, alright can we call it truths? That’s enough. Let’s just call it truths. What do you say?>>DIEGO: Yeah, okay. You stupid. [EXIT MUSIC]

42 thoughts on “Car Talk | Awkward Puppets

  1. Sam: "Just got a call from immigration and um your being deported"

    Diego: "Wait are you serious"?

    Sam: "No it's a joke"

  2. i don’t understand anything

    i’m new to this channel

    i leaved a like

    you sound like rudy mancuso

    why is this in my recommended

  3. They should have called this the ultimate puppet roast sessionπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜ŽπŸ’―πŸ˜ŽπŸ’―πŸ˜ŽπŸ’―πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

  4. Omg this is so stupid. Lol. It’s funny, but SML is way better. It’s actually quite cute but so dumb lol lol. I like the Diego puppet though he’s actually pretty funny.

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