– Welcome to Story Time with Pear (whip) – And Orange! – Today we were gonna read the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, but Orange already
managed to blow that up. (flames crackle)
– Totally an accident. (Orange laughs)
– I’ll bet. But the jokes on Orange because I expected something
like this to happen so I memorized the story last night. – (groans) So I don’t get
to make up my own version of the story this week? – Nope, this week we’re doing the story the way it was meant to be told. (clears throat) Now then, Once upon a time, there
was a boy named Jack. His family was very poor and one day their cow stopped
giving milk. (cow moos) – [Orange] Because it wasn’t
in the mooo-d anymore. (laughs) – [Pear] So Jack’s mom sent
him into town to sell the cow. (cow bell rings)
But on his way, he came upon a man with magic beans. Jack thought the beans
sounded really cool, so he traded the cow for them. – [Orange] So the cow went
home with the man and they– – [Pear] Orange, hold on.
(record scratches) – What’s up?
– The story is about Jack, not the cow.
– What? I thought it was called,
Jack and the Cow-stalk. – No! It’s called, Jack and the Beanstalk. – Really? I like mine better. – So no more of this cow non-sense, okay? The cow is gone, the cow is
no longer part of the story. (Orange groans and mumbles) – [Pear] Now as I was
saying, when Jack got home, his mom was furious that
he had traded the cow for two dumb beans. She threw them out the window– – [Orange] Where they
were eaten by another cow. – [Pear] No! – [Orange] And the cow
immediately sprouted into a giant cow-stalk. – [Pear] No!
(Orange laughs crazily) – [Orange] And Jack climbed the cow-stalk to find a giant barn in the clouds. – [Pear] Orange! What is it with you and cows? – Too late Pear, I’m
cow-jacking this story. Yee-haw! (laughs crazily) – Oh, why do I even try? – [Orange] So Jack went
into the huge barn, it was like a cow feast in there. There was every kind of
milk, even root beer milk. And there was every kind
of delicious grass to eat. And there was so many delicious cow pies straight from the oven. – [Pear] Cow pies!
– [Orange] Oh, yeah! Jack ate like, 50 cow pies. – [Pear] I don’t think you
know what a cow pie is. – [Orange] And I don’t think the giant cow who lived in the barn was very happy when she came back home (cow belches) to find that someone had eaten all of her cow pies. (laughs)
(cow growls) – [Pear] This is the
grossest Story Time yet. – [Orange] So the giant
cow, she’s all like, Fee-fi-fo-fum! Cows are
awesome and Pear is dumb. – [Pear] Okay, she did not say that. – [Orange] (laughs) So the
giant cow got super mad when she found Jack. Jack hopped onto the normal-sized cow and rode it out the door. But the giant cow started chasing them. Just when it looked like they were goners, the cow Jack was riding
sprouted pterodactyl wings and started flying. – [Pear] What?
– [Orange] Yeah! The giant cow fell off
the edge of the clouds and fell way down to the ground where she burst into a million tiny cows. From that day forward,
every person on earth had their own tiny cow. – [Pear] Oh, my God. – [Orange] And Jack flew
home on his new cow, which turned out to be a really cool pet because it pooped out gold cow pies. [Pear] Please tell me that’s the end. – [Orange] It is, the end. – [Pear] Good! – So, I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I cow-jacked Story Time, Pear. – (groans) It’s fine, I guess. – And, I made you somethin’
to show how sorry I am. – Oh, yeah, let me guess: it’s TNT. – Actually, it’s not. In fact, it isn’t explosive at all. – Really? What is it? – I baked it. – Dude, that’s a cow pie! – Just taste it, you’ll really like it. – No! Get away from me. (Orange laughs crazily)
Oh, no, oh, ooh! – Oh, no!
Look out for the Blast Crater. (Pear yells out)
– Oh, Orange! Ah! Some of it got in my mouth. (crying) (Orange laughs crazily) (cheery music)